Hardcore Pineapples.... We do it right!

I just stopped for an organic pineapple lunch w/ almonds at a beach spot around MM 28. New discovery on how to most enjoyably eat a pineapple.... skin it, and eat around the core, rotating it like corn on the cob.  No more of these dainty fork and knife bites.  I bit in deep, getting succulent juicy mouthfulls of this pulpy fruit, and it was so enjoyable.  One can rotate it around, eating to the core, choosing along the way which fun juicy bites to take.  Perhaps I'll start a food truck selling "pineapples on the cob".  Any ideas on brand names?  Perhaps I'll roll it into my LLC.  I'm thinking "Hardcore Pineapples.... We do it right!"  Any interested investors.... talk to me.  We can get this going for 10-15K.